The Mush-Less Valentine Collection

Because while the overly large hearts and "xoxo" pictures and "I love you SO MUCH" things are cute, they aren't really...right.
Well, for me anyway.

Don't get me wrong, I love my Mister very much. But we are not the mushy type. At all.
So the normal Valentine sentiments just don't work for us.

I figured there had to be at least three other people online who felt the same about it, so I took to Pinterest to see what could be found.
And I'm so very glad I did!

[All photos below are not my content, and clicking on them will redirect you to their proper websites.]

First, something for little people. Or, people who like Star Wars.
We're in that second group.



Second, something realistic. It wouldn't even need to be heart-shaped pizza, I promise.
It would need to be the right variety, though - pepperoni and pineapple, please!



Sometimes, honesty is brutal. Just know that this sentence technically works both ways - for you to them, and them to you!



Less gross and mean, and much more romantic...in a certain way. There's a heart involved, at least!
Though I'm pretty sure a heart-shaped D20 wouldn't give you great results! (This one actually comes from a Buzzfeed article for 19 things only RPG fans will understand - quite funny, if you need a laugh...and are an RPG fan...)





And lastly, a collection of cards - that you can print out yourself even!
I showed the Mister this one...and he didn't think it was quite as funny as I did.



I had quite a good time finding these. Give "snarky valentine" a search on Pinterest, and entertain yourself for an hour or so - I highly recommend it.

So Happy Valentine's Day on Saturday, guys.
May you get pizza AND chocolate!

~Havok

P.S. Want to see the rest of the Valentine's I found? Plus all the other internet stuff I collect? Follow me on Pinterest!
[edit: 2/12/15: Linking up to Inspiration Spotlight